Vintage Chisel-Tipped Opana ER HIGHlighter
This one of a kind piece of Pharmabelia harkens back to a pslymier time, when traveling pharmaceutical hucksters could slither their way from clinic to clinic, charming health care professionals with free samples, ink pens, wall clocks, bucket hats, plushies, and, yes, even highlighters!
Own a part of Narcotic history while supplies last.
Domestic shipping $3 flat · international quoted by destination
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⚠ Boxed Warning: Preorder Terms
This is a highlighter. It contains no pharmaceutical product of any kind. Sold strictly as vintage promotional stationery / collectible ephemera.
Deposits: $7 reserves one unit and locks in the $3 preorder discount ($20.99 total vs. $23.99). Balance of $13.99 plus shipping is due when your order ships. Deposits are refundable in full any time before shipment.
Shipping: $3 flat within the US, collected with your balance. International shipping quoted individually by destination before your balance is due. Buy-now orders: domestic shipping invoiced after checkout if not collected at purchase.
Ship window: August 23 – September 5 (estimated). If we slip past the window, you'll hear from us — not from silence.
Please see accompanying full Prescribing Information including boxed WARNING. There is no accompanying full Prescribing Information. This was the joke.